Deadpool vs. Wondercon 2013 (x)
He Shall Not Pass
Best underreaction ever.
That guy needs his own movie.
In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him. He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities. The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.
Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids. He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.
When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.
Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.
All this. Yep. Done. Head-canon uploaded.
I reblogged this over the summer BUT SO WORTH ANOTHER ONE
i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants
If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one.
Give it a second…
More like 15 minutes………
I don’t get it..
oh my fucking god
THIS IS THE WORST JOKE I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I AM LAUGHING FOR YEARS
I’VE SEEN THIS LITERALLY FIVE TIMES AND JUST GOT IT HOLY SHIT I’M DENSE
I GET IT NOW
IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND STILL HILARIOUS.
what? I don’t get it. Something to do with his gym grades?
Aren’t they the music notes or something? I don’t know because I’m not sure. Somebody just
HIS GRADE IN HISTORY
IT WENT DOWN
HE WENT DOWN IN HISTORY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I AM DYYYIIINNNGGGGG
I CAN’T BREATHE. OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA That poor guy who has to deal with this. XD
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. T-REX AND WHALE OMGCan’t not reblog.
i laughed way too hard at this.
hehehehe I really liked this one.
BAHAHAHA WHAT YES