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  • Seventeen:

    You've said girls should embrace their curves. Why did you think it important to make that statement?

  • Jennifer Lawrence:

    When I was playing Mystique in X-Men, I remember thinking, If I'm going to be naked in paint in front of the entire world, I'm going to look like a woman. I'm going to have curves and have boobs and have a butt. Because girls are going to look at that, and if I look like a scarecrow, they are going to think, Oh, that's normal. It's not normal. I'm just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, "Nobody's eating bread--I just had to finish everyone's burgers". I think it's really important for girls to have people to look up to and feel good about themselves.

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drneverland:

Best underreaction ever.

That guy needs his own movie.

In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him.   He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities.  The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.

Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids.  He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.

When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.

Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.

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All this. Yep. Done.  Head-canon uploaded.

I reblogged this over the summer BUT SO WORTH ANOTHER ONE

(Source: avengerswag)

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deckthehallswithpartsofcrowley:

nutella0mutt:

failnation:

Give it a second…

More like 15 minutes………

I don’t get it..

oh my fucking god

what

fuck

THIS IS THE WORST JOKE I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I AM LAUGHING FOR YEARS

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I’VE SEEN THIS LITERALLY FIVE TIMES AND JUST GOT IT HOLY SHIT I’M DENSE

I GET IT NOW

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND STILL HILARIOUS.  

what? I don’t get it. Something to do with his gym grades?

Aren’t they the music notes or something? I don’t know because I’m not sure. Somebody just  

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HIS GRADE IN HISTORY

IT WENT DOWN

HE WENT DOWN IN HISTORY 

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fitchris25:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I AM DYYYIIINNNGGGGG

I CAN’T BREATHE. OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA That poor guy who has to deal with this. XD

LMFAOOO!!!!!!!

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. T-REX AND WHALE OMG

Can’t not reblog.

i laughed way too hard at this.

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